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Damnit! I just wanted everyone to know that I had one! >:(

I saw this and it's perfect LOL

Life is all about asses...

you're either covering it,
laughing it off,
kicking it,
tapping it,
kissing it,
spanking it,
busting it,
trying to get a piece of it,
or behaving like one

:::crack dat whip::: LOL

lolol @ both comments.

*an

Another typo?

FML...I'm usually too high to type...Er Go...Gifs and Memes.

There...The secret is out!

New Pendulum horror movie, starring MooniePie! Oh, I can see it now! LOL!

Cool!!!

I like it.

I have a few one is an agate one and the other is obsidian.

I'm excited. It's purty.

I'd totally rawk in a horror movie, Zombeh!

Moonie slahes and guts evil couples doing drugs, drinking alcohol and having premarital sex.

In the end, Moonie wins. They all die. End credits.

Basically I'm Jason with more attitude and a bigger rack? lol

I use mine for healing with crystals, helps me pinpoint the energy points or lacks meaning blocks. I have not used mine with my decks, maybe something to think about.

I use the leader times, while I’m on the throne.

I used a pendulum the whole time I was in the Marine Corps, only by itself and with nothing else. Just for simple yes or no questions. That pendulum is still around somewhere but I’m not exactly sure where I’ve placed it. I got a new one over the summer but I don’t like the way it moves. I think the specific chain on it makes it a little shaky.

Your board is super neat, Mogy.

Is there a better chain than others? or even places to get them from?

Thanks.

I don't recall shopping for the quality of the chain knowing I could replace it if need be, but I did like the color of the stone and I usually shop Etsy, eBay or take a drive to my local Pagan Store in town.

I hope things turn out alright with your medical situation Moonie

It will turn out okay or I'll light some people on fire. :)

Aww. Tanks, Mogy.

I like it when you're angry. Sure it's sexy, but it's also justified. Fuck those people who disrespect you or invalidate your experiences. They can go piss up a rope. That guy can't get it up unless his mistress jams her finger up his ass and he has the gall to judge OTHER people?
If doctor dick wiggle doesn't fix himself up, let me know. I'll make a stop during a road trip and pay him a visit.

I just got a lady boner. Holy Lady-rection, batman.

Some people that I come in face to face contact with underestimate me because I can be happy and understanding when things happen. Then they learn I'm not all smiles and laughs. I will cause a scene. My chunky ass will ride in on high speed on my scooter and set it off like no ones business. I want them to look in my eyes and realize I might be a little bit unhinged and there is a very good possibility that I'll grab and ink pen and shank a bitch if my shit doesn't get handled. Behind those smiles and laughs hides a pocket of ghetto-crazy. Bitches beddah rec-o-nize.

You know, like I've always said, you're really sexy as all hell when you're pissed:p

I truly hate meeting new doctor and specialists. They know nothing about you except the blank and white on your chart - they have no idea of the daily struggles and when they try to push things off right away I just get up remind them they work for us and if they have an issue with that I will gladly walk right out the door.

LOOK OUT! SHE'S COMIN' IN HOT! lol

lol.. More like lukewarm. Tepid you could say.

Okay docs, she's comin' in like baby bath water! >:O

Big old hot waffle, straight up in your face. lol

Waddlin' like a baby too! I'm like Bengermina Button 'n shit.

Hot Waffle was probably a stripper name I had in a past life. Probably before I used the name Chocolate Thundah.

Oh my, Mama Firefly.

Wait, Bengermina Button, are you gettin'...younger/older? That's Depends to Pampers as opposed to Pampers to Depends. LOL!

She, using pull-ups.

lol I am in pull ups. My minds getting younger while my body is turning into a junkyard.

Just wait until 45! Ha!

Oh Lord - Just had a flash back of years gone past Vamp Box chat of picking out stripper names and I am some how sure that there were dwarfs involved lol

It's shiiiiiny